Did u eva stop wonder who was é 1st person to luk a cow sayi thnk i'll squez ése pnk dangly thngz here drink wateva comes

Montgomery Gwededza Katiyo Did u eva stop & wonder ...who was é 1st person to luk @ a cow & say,"i thnk i'll squez ése pnk dangly thngz here, & drink wateva comes out?"

 

Langa Malinga Tomorrow 16 dec.i dnt have even ne braai stand lamcashweni,aningi invite-e phela bangani bam,nedi for kutsi nginosele ive got the talent,sanibonani tihlobo tam

 

Marianna Menichetti Avevano ragione l'ilenia e compagnia bella...il mio adorato alberello si è già tutto ammosciato...me sa che m'hanno solato!!!!vediamo un pochino se resiste fino a fine feste...ma ne dubito!!!NON MOLLARE ALBERO, SIAMO TUTTI CON TE!!!!!

 

Jay Castagnetta Happy New Year !!!!! As we finish up the year 2011, I want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery! I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel. I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels. I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed. I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose. Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years. I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public restroom. I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special email program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's Novena has granted my every wish. I can't have a drink in a bar because I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone. I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers. I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer buy gas without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up. I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer. AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face. Disfiguring me for life. I no longer go to the movies because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. I no longer buy cookies from Girl Scouts since I now have their recipe. THANKS TO YOU I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt. AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can't ever pick up a coin dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over. I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off. If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's beautician!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, by the way..... A German scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their email with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late. P. S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by email that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet. NOW HAVE YOURSELF A VERY GOOD DAY, AND HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR

 

Jan Whitfield A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.... The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Air phone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep. ( and some people think blondes are dumb )

 

Pandan Bathari Saraswati Senang nyaaa semoga selamanyaaa (˘⌣˘)ε˘`)

 

Stephen Peters The point of electronic voting machines seems to be to make it easier to screw with the election. http://www.truth-out.org/forensic-analysis-finds-venango-county/1323877922

Forensic Analysis Finds Venango County, PA, E-Voting System "Remotely Accessed" on "Multiple Occasio

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A voter arrives at Samaritan Village to vote with new electronic privacy voting machines, in New York, in this September 14, 2010 file photo. (Photo: Uli Seit / The New York Times)

 

Jóñy ßràvò "Jab Tum Sukoon Ki Kami Mehsoos Karo To...! Apne Rab Se Tauba Karo, "Q=k" Insaan K Gunah Hi Hen, Jo Dil Ko Bechain Rakhte Hain"... Talib-e-Dua

 

Ajit Shedage असं प्रेम करावं...................... थोडं सांगावं थोडं लपवावं, असं प्रेम करावं थोडं रुसावं थोडं हसावं, असं प्रेम करावं गुपचुप फोन वर बोलावं, कोणाची नाज़र पडताच पटकन "अगं" चा "अरे" करावं असं प्रेम करावं जग पुढे चाललं असलं तरी आपण मात्र थोडं मागेचं रहावं, फोन, SMS, आणि E-MAILS च्या जगात ही, आपण मात्र पत्र लिहुन मांडावं, असं प्रेम करावं कुठे भेटायला बोलवावं, पण आपण मात्र उशिरा जावं मग आपणच जाऊन sorry म्हणावं, असं प्रेम करावं वर वर तिच्या भोळसट पनाची, खूप चेष्टा करावी, पण तरीही ती तुम्हाला किती आवडते, हे जरूर सांगावं, असं प्रेम करावं प्रेम ही एक सुंदर भावना, हे ज़रूर जाणावं, पुन त्या बरोबर येणार्या वेदनांना ही सामोरं जावं असं प्रेम करावं विरह येतील, संकट ओढवतील, प्रेमाच्या अनेक परीक्षा होतील, पण आपण मात्र खंबीर रहावं, असं प्रेम करावं एकदाच होतं, नशिबवानानाचं मिळतं, म्हणूनच जीवापाड जपावं, असं प्रेम करावं ... असं प्रेम करावं .... त्यासाठी की आयुष्यात एकदा तरी प्रेमात पड़ाव...आणि थोडस रडाव..!!!!!!

 

Marvelouse Goredema um cmng hme tel e wrld dat um cmng hme: wash ur way fafi is cmng. Zimbabwe here i cme i ve bin misng u so much.

 

Mike Martin You know there's a dirty word. Never gonna say it first. No, it's just a thought That never crosses my mind. Maybe in the parking lot Better bring your friend along. Better rock together. Than just one at a time. S is for the simplicity. E is for the ecstasy. X is just to mark the spot. 'Cause that's the one you really want.

 

Panos Chatzigeorgiadis "Τι την θέλεις την ζωή σου αναπνέων ως ραγιάς δεν αξίζει η ύπαρξη σου όταν σκλάβος περπατάς" - Νικηφορος Βυζαντινος

 

Veiongo Laulotu haue mea koe ogo ae te2g'ia toe t mai e ako9 io cio koe ako9 kihe mea oku ui koe tulemohe eh sb3

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Mrss Kerolle (I) am soo tired but i cant seem to make myse(L)f fall asleep! I slept pretty g(O)od with the hubby today, (V)ery comfortabl(E) too when we took o(U)r nap from 3 till 9! (D)ats da reason why i cant fall asleep! I promise yo(U) bae that this is the life that i want to live, its sometimes (C)razy & am(A)zing!! I wanna be in your arm(S) forever. No matter where i look there is alway(S) som(E)thing that reminds me of yu(!) I will never leave & i am sure of that! I lovee yu baby & i am the best thing u will ever have or had! Like u said bae u r my first & my last! Muah! 11.04.11 DUCASSE & CRYSTALLINE!!

 

Awofusi Omoniyi Dominic E se ibi teti bere, ese ibi tebade, mo dupe Jesu fun ibi ayo ti e n mu mi lo, mo mon pe ibi giga laye mi

 

Catherine Hung 好震撼的MV阿～～～～不要吃東西的時候看　有點噁

李佳薇 煎熬(Jess Lee - Suffering) 完整版MV -華納official HQ官方版MV

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聽見更多愛情裡的煎熬　都在ezPeer http://www.ezpeer.com/index.php#!/disc/201109/jesslee/index.html 煎熬 作曲Composer：饒善強 作詞Lyricist：徐世珍/ 司魚 早知道 你只是飛鳥 擁抱後 手中只剩下 羽毛 當初你又何必浪費 那麼多...

 

Cesar Candela CORO RELIGIOSO DE NIÑOS Y ADULTOS, CELEBRACIONES LITURGICAS Todo tipo de misas matrimonios, bauitizos, comuniones, honras, etc SHOW INFANTIL EL MUNDO DE DOKI POR PRODUCIONES PIPO Todo tipo de eventos fiestas infantiles, horas locas, baby shower, payasos, show navideños, maestro de ceremonia, luces y sonido, filmacion, etc CONJUNTO CRIOLLO SABOR NEGRO Cumpleaños, serenatas, vervenas BUFFETS CRIOLLO E INTERNACIONAL TODO TIPO DE EVENTO PAREJAS DE BAILES TIPICOS MARINERA, FESTEJO, SAYAS SI ESTA INTERESADO EN CUALQUIER SERVICIO PRESENTADO EN ESTE MURO COMUNICARSE AL 328 0606 O AL 992332207 CESAR ARNOLD CANDELA CANCINO MUCHAS GRACIAS POR SU PREFERENCIA DIOS LOS BENDIGA

 

Satish Gaikwad Worries nd tensions e like birds... we can't stop dem from flying near us..... But we can certainly stop them frm making nest in our Mind..... - Satish Gaikwad (kytnh)

 

Ogundele John Ayodele Agadagodo mi o si lowo e. O le panu mi de ti n ba roto ma so, padiloki mi o si lowo e. Je n wi temi. Otito koro omoaraye be fe bi e o fe. I go talk my own. Gud morning sir, a dupe mo gboyinbo oooo.

 

Khadar Saalax Gaaxnuug Teddy afro hestan xasus ayay i tahay e ila dawada asxabey

Ethiopia Music - Teddy Afro - Lijinet Alat.

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Luciana Karla Carmo Você chegou tão de repente Abstrato e tão real Me envolveu suavemente Tudo fora do normal Anjo do céu, estrela do mar Tem cor de mel o teu olhar Basta um sorriso pra me enlouquecer Se fecho os olhos eu posso te ver Você é meu presente de Deus História de amor numa canção Escrevi teu nome junto ao meu E colei dentro de um coração Você é meu presente de Deus História de amor numa canção Escrevi teu nome junto ao meu E colei dentro de um coração Você chegou tão de repente Abstrato e tão real Me envolveu suavemente Tudo fora do normal Anjo do céu, estrela do mar Tem cor de mel o teu olhar Basta um sorriso pra me enlouquecer Se fecho os olhos eu posso te ver Você é meu presente de Deus História de amor numa canção Escrevi teu nome junto ao meu E colei dentro de um coração Você é meu presente de Deus História de amor numa canção Escrevi teu nome junto ao meu E colei dentro de um coração

 

Cebile Twala morning guys hai kuyashisa e lokshini#

 

Kaira Üü Swagger -` [O] [U] [T] ! :] -` [S] [E] [E] [Y] [U] [O] !

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Sukhdeep Dhillon ਇੱਕ ਬੰਦੇ ਨੇ ਕਿਰਾਇਆ ਬਚਾਉਣ ਲਈ ਅਪਨੇ ਪੁੱਤਰ ਨੂੰ ਬੋਰੀ ਵਿੱਚ ਪਾ ਲਿਆ। ਕੰਡਕਟਰ ਆਇਆਂ ਤੇ ਕਿਰਾਇਆ ਮੰਗਿਆ। ਉਸ ਬੰਦੇ ਨੇ ਕਿਰਾਇਆ ਦੇ ਦਿੱਤਾ, ਤੇ ਕੰਡਕਟਰ ਪੁਛਦਾ ਕਿ ਬੋਰੀ ਚ ਕੀ ਏ। . .... ... . ..ਉਹ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਕਿ ਅੰਬ!!!!!!! !ਉਸਦਾ ਪੁੱਤਰ ਬੋਰੀ ਵਿੱਚੋਂ ਹੱਥ ਕੱਢ ਕੇ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਕਿ ਭਾਪਾ ਇੱਕ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਵੀ ਦੇਈਂ...

 

Kgabane Mabala ko fihla gae ka hlagolela tshelEte ya gona ke e nyaka ka JANUARY