Paul Olaoluwa Akoshile there is no way to please a woman."
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
Tricia Lance Wise been so sick,brooke and i both caught this crud going around its like you got the flu but the doctors said its a virus.wash your hands.
Ashley Cook Which baby are you?
JANUARY BABY
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.
FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.
MARCH BABY
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.
APRIL BABY
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.
MAY BABY
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.
JUNE BABY
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.
JULY BABY
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days
AUGUST BABY
Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of "that someone". Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by "no pain no gain" caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.
SEPTEMBER BABY
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.
OCTOBER BABY
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.
NOVEMBER BABY
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.
DECEMBER BABY
This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible... Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive
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Michael Phipps Look how fucking long dem fi free di worl boss yea im deh pan 3 million dollar bail dem can't stp di gaza a swear dwrl.
Christina Busby Gotta a few Christmas gifts to get this year but there so dang expensive oh well it only comes once a year(:
Cash Fossey I think I've retired my Black Jesus page now. I haven't gone on it in a week or so. Now, um, should I name my alt account Derpy Hooves or Black Jesus? I'll be using my alt for twolling from now on. Don't want to lose this account.
Evelyn Duke Monroe As a female shopper exited a Brooklyn convenience store, a man grabbed
her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able
to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the
police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to
the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there
for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's
the lady I stole the purse from."
Lauren Eshenour Go get a glass of water and drink it. It's good for your health.
Colin Mulhern fucking hates the snow and the cold! Time to break out the surfing dvds before the GREED, Speak in Vowels, Before We're Done, To Kill A God show tonight at the Marquis! Who is goin to that tonight?! DARKLYapparel will be there sellin some new shit! So come pick up some gear and the To Kill A God demo! Also i think Before We're Done has some sic long sleeves still, GET ONE! Speak In Vowels too, always having the siccest merch! It's gonna be fun, make sure you come!
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Makhekhe Mashisane i geting marid wht a blesing
Lets salute his will power..!!!
Peng Shuilin had half of his body amputated after being run over by a truck. But he never gave up! His recovery has amazed surgeons after almost two years undergoing a series of operations. The vice-president of the hospital where this 37-year old Chinese man has been treated said: “He is amazing and the only person in the world to survive having so much of his body amputated.” He’s doing well now and has opened his own bargain supermarket - called the Half Man-Half Price Store. That’s incredible.
We should not Give up Whatever the situations are. If he can everybody can!
Share it with your Friends. We need as much shares as possible for this man and his spirit. Press share button now If you have a human heart.
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Glinda Giles SCREAMING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SIS LATANYA WATKINS!! WONDER WHAT THE PLAN ARE FOR THE WEEKEND!! SHLD WE DO IT BIG ARE TURN IT DOWN A BIT CAUSE YOU KNOW WERE ALWAYS DOING IT BIG ON BIRTHDAYS??
Ras Pile YES FAMILIES RASPECT FOR GREETINGS AND BLESSINGS AND IN THE NAME OF THE MOST HIGH I SHALL HAVE A BLESSED EARTH STRONG.THE EARTH STRONG IS CELEBRATED FOR THE WHLOE MONTH.
Chris Shipp The decisions we make affect others good and bad.. Don't be a burden be a blessing..
Suzanne Standridge For the 2nd morning in a row at 6:45 macie wakes us up by throwing up on the bed!!!! Fml
Ron Hodge Typo or Torpedo? Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand(D-NY) Proposes a Bill to Legalize Insider Trading
With the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee set to begin congressional insider trading hearings today, Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, whose husband trades stock options, has proposed a bill that would legalize, not ban, insider trading by members of Congress.
VickyHeart Close-Until FurtherNotice ****IM TO HAPPY JUST GOT A WAREHOUSE JOB MAKING 11DOLLARS A HOUR,LORD THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!IM TO GEEKED,NOW OFF TO WORK I GO.BLESSED BLESSED BLESSED****
Anthony Lewis well today seems to be not such a good day, after many GREAT days. I wish Touro Out-Patient Physical therapy would hurry up and schedule my first pt visit. getting a little concerned about this elbow of mine!!!
Tina Campbell It's sooo nice having a ride everyday to work an home...
Keisha MuthaFukin Robertsz Chillin Dolo :0 Hate when MyFamily Argues Fuck dey give me a Fuckin Headace! so glad im by myself aint gotta here nobodys Shit . ..
Mymii Lewis Who has a voxer nd how do u really use it
Pepe Valdivia MACHUPICCHU FUE ELEGIDO EL PRIMER DESTINO A VISITAR ANTES DE MORIR
Machupicchu fue elegido el primer destino a visitar antes de morir, ganándole a las pirámides de Giza, en Egipto. El concurso lo realizó la publicación “The Huffington Post” a través de opiniones de sus lectores.
La votación se realizó entre 16 destinos finalistas. La página web del diario El Comercio revela que Machu Picchu venció a la Plaza Roja de Moscú, las islas Galápagos de Ecuador y el Parque Nacional de Yellowstone de Estados Unidos, quedando en la final ante las pirámides de Giza. En esa final, logro vencer a lo que se supone es el monumento arqueológico más famoso del mundo. Gran noticia para el Perú.
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El departamento de Cajamarca atraviesa por un conflicto social que afecta directamente la actividad comercial, entre ellas el turismo. Canatur estimó en S/. 3 millones diarios las pérdidas del turismo en dicha región.
Hosea Ngesa Days like these I wish I had a license to kill...nkt!
Vanin Mckinnon Ever had a dream that had killer ants in it i did wow that was frecky well i did big ones felt so real man lol
Krishna Bhatta Can you should you define karma (action). Bhagavad Gita (BG) has a defintion from 5000 years ago...check it out @ http://www.krishnauniverse.com/Blog/Karma-definition.html
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December 1, 2011 Gita Jayanti month Definition of Karma Karma is a Sanskrit word and means “Action or work.” How do you define karma? We all kno...
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